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Have I mentioned I lost my voice?

boggle:

I DON’T HAVE A VOICE.

TALKING ON THE PHONE FOR WORK IS DIFFICULT.

“Wow, you musta had a wild night last night!”

“Yes, sir, totally wild. I ate a chicken burrito and then Max, Jared and I played the new Wii Super Mario Brothers while Jermaine fucked around with Google Wave and we were all screaming like children. FUCKING WILD NIGHT BRO.”

I absolutely CANNOT stand when people on the phone think they have a right to comment on what they perceive to be your life.  ESPECIALLY when you’ve never met them/have no idea who they are.  STAY OUTTA MY LIFE, FOOL!

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
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jesssica:

{  Hanson - Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home)  }

leeshiebean:helgaholic

Hanson Auto Reblog.

Clinton Condemns International Homophobia

Get it, girl.

My overall annoyance level is at a high today.

How did I miss Jonathan Groff coming out?!

How did I miss Jonathan Groff coming out?!

FIGHT AIDS.  Not people with AIDS!

FIGHT AIDS.  Not people with AIDS!

i will not freak out at idiots on the phone today, i will not freak out at idiots on the phone today...

Lawd, gimme strungf.

Watching Jermainia socialize from our living room is quite a sight.

jermainia:mutebutton:

He’s waving at people or something, twattering, his iPhone is tooting on the table. I fell out of my chair trying to keep up. All I can manage to do is start the new episode of Dexter on DVR and fart like a pregnant woman.

NB4RYOUGUYSGOOGLEWAVEZILLA … MAY SCREEN CAP SOON

#the internet is a drug

And you are addicted.  :)  You’re an A&E special waiting to happen.

matthewjoseph:

At 666 likes it appears that c-newt is officially the Devil.

YAY!  Love.

matthewjoseph:

At 666 likes it appears that c-newt is officially the Devil.

YAY!  Love.

David Phelps - “O Holy Night”

This guy is NUTS!  I love it.

Check out the Delta Burke-esque-Neon-pant-suit wearing lady in the chorus behind him towards the end.

And…you know, David Phelps will continue to sing like a crazy person.