boggle:

I DON’T HAVE A VOICE.

TALKING ON THE PHONE FOR WORK IS DIFFICULT.

“Wow, you musta had a wild night last night!”

“Yes, sir, totally wild. I ate a chicken burrito and then Max, Jared and I played the new Wii Super Mario Brothers while Jermaine fucked around with Google Wave and we were all screaming like children. FUCKING WILD NIGHT BRO.”

I absolutely CANNOT stand when people on the phone think they have a right to comment on what they perceive to be your life.  ESPECIALLY when you’ve never met them/have no idea who they are.  STAY OUTTA MY LIFE, FOOL!

Lawd, gimme strungf.

jermainia:mutebutton:

He’s waving at people or something, twattering, his iPhone is tooting on the table. I fell out of my chair trying to keep up. All I can manage to do is start the new episode of Dexter on DVR and fart like a pregnant woman.

NB4RYOUGUYSGOOGLEWAVEZILLA … MAY SCREEN CAP SOON

#the internet is a drug

And you are addicted.  :)  You’re an A&E special waiting to happen.